My Poop on New Motherhood

My misguided views of being a new mother

I just sneezed and wet my pants April 29, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — nothingbutthepoop @ 7:30 am

Damn childbirth, damn weak bladder muscles.  How old am I again?  Do I need to be potty trained?  Because that would be a bitch to have to potty train myself and my toddler…at the same time.  And I don’t think my big ass is going to fit on the little training potties.  Time to start the Kegels again.

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One Response to “I just sneezed and wet my pants”

  1. HappyYogaMama Says:

    I saw a sign for “Cagle Knob” the other day. I laughed and thought that you’d have laughed to if you’d seen it. 🙂


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