My Poop on New Motherhood

My misguided views of being a new mother

Things I Never Thought Would Come Out of My Mouth January 19, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — nothingbutthepoop @ 12:40 am

“Sweetie, the feather duster does not belong in your whoo haa.”

“Can you PLEASE just let mama wipe her own butt.”

“Please get your hand out of your diaper. AND DON’T STICK YOUR FINGERS UP YOUR NOSE!”

“A 2 year old has just kick my butt”

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